Good advice

The phone sits in front of me, oblivious to my hesitance. What if the book is right and that number is God’s phone? Not having a dialing code might be troublesome but then, if it was true, He probably had taken all necessary measures to ensure it worked by itself. What if He didn’t want to be reached? Or if He was dead, as some people claimed? Six weeks since I decided to try it and still the same doubts stop me.

What the Hell, I am dialing. Now.

Four. Two.

I wait.

A machine answers: service no longer available. If you need assistance, don’t panic. Service no longer available. If you need assistance, don’t panic…

Don’t panic? Right.

  • apoloduvalis

    Well, what else did you expect from a joke in base-13? Ha, ha, ha :D

  • http://www.adapar.net/ adapar

    The late Douglas Adams denied that theory. However, you cannot trust authors with such things. Thanks for commenting, this is a transcription of a recording of a live transmission, thanks for visiting.

  • apoloduvalis

    Well, what else did you expect from a joke in base-13? Ha, ha, ha :D

  • http://www.adapar.net/ adapar

    The late Douglas Adams denied that theory. However, you cannot trust authors with such things. Thanks for commenting, this is a transcription of a recording of a live transmission, thanks for visiting.